Your over-sized military tires,
Underneath your risky eight-inch lift
And even your occasional misfires
Make you one of my favorite gifts.
Together, we've never been stuck in any snowdrifts,
Except the time we were upside down in the ditch.
This little accident left us with a rift.
It cost us many months of time, and now I am far from rich.
If we make it through the winter without needing a hitch,
I will soon forgive you.
I can tolerate a small problem or glitch,
But please don't break down whatever you do.
You will always be my first.
I just hope I don't remember you as the worst.
